love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
