You work out of a Hotel?
I cannot find my penis.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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