it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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