Whod you bang
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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