..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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