That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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