I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Nicole vs. Life
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
