so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
did you just send me my own nude
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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