I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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