why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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