Are we in a gay sports bar?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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