The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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