For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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