I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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