Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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