Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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