you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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