did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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