how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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