What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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