Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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