Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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