you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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