You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
