He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My butt remains clenched, sir.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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