this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Please, let me fuck your mom
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She told me I should be a condom model.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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