At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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