I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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