lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Semen is not good for contacts.
ttyl tear gas
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
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