They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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