So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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