that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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