is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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