How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
do herpes really smell.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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