Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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