Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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