they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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