he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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