I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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