why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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