i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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