Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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