You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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