Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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