If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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