when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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