im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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