WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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