well I can't set my house on fire every night
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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