Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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